Name: Graham Richard Johns
Home: The Inferior UK, England
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Blue
Height: 5'3" (and a bit)
Weight: 111
Family: 1 "Mum"; 1 Dad; a brother, Gareth; 3 cats, Pepa, Felix & Misty
Weekly IQ: .001
Bedtime: 3:00 a.m. (Because he really wants to be American)
Favorites:
Pasttimes - Complimenting the US and Washing Nebs
Color - Green
Food - Pickled Onions
Music - Alternative Rock
Women - Short, Brunnette
TV Program - Friends
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Turn Ons:
Taking Topless Pics for Strange People
Playing Truth or Dare
American Women
Tickling
Anything involving the use of creamed soup
Turn Offs:
Hmmmmm.....He is too kind to say, but it is rumored that he dislikes profanity, shopping and new clothes.
Aspirations:
To have a dual US/England citizenship
Dreams that one day he will work in a kitchen in Pittsburgh, PA
To play guitar in concert with Marilyn Manson
Quotes:
"Ta"
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"Low PFTs, but very active!"
Strange Habits:
Stars
Undressing in Front of the Computer
Wearing One Sock
Inhales:
Nebs
Food
Hershey's Kisses
Hobbies:
Broccoli Farming
Underwater Chess
Strip Cluedo
Grass Painting
Free Fall Monopoly
Hedge-vaulting
Cystic Fibrosis Board Game Edition
Most Likely To Be Named:
"Internet Bachelor of the Year"
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