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Vital Statistics:

Name: Graham Richard Johns

Home: The Inferior UK, England

Hair: Brown

Eyes: Blue

Height: 5'3" (and a bit)

Weight: 111

Family: 1 "Mum"; 1 Dad; a brother, Gareth; 3 cats, Pepa, Felix & Misty

Weekly IQ: .001

Bedtime: 3:00 a.m. (Because he really wants to be American)

 

           

Favorites:

Pasttimes - Complimenting the US and Washing Nebs

Color - Green

Food - Pickled Onions

Music - Alternative Rock

Women - Short, Brunnette

TV Program - Friends

 

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Turn Ons:

Taking Topless Pics for Strange People

Playing Truth or Dare

American Women

Tickling

Anything involving the use of creamed soup

 

           

Turn Offs:

Hmmmmm.....He is too kind to say, but it is rumored that he dislikes profanity, shopping and new clothes.

 

           

Aspirations:

To have a dual US/England citizenship

Dreams that one day he will work in a kitchen in Pittsburgh, PA

To play guitar in concert with Marilyn Manson

 

           

Quotes:

"Ta"

":-p"

"Low PFTs, but very active!"

 

           

Strange Habits:

Stars

Undressing in Front of the Computer

Wearing One Sock

 

           

Inhales:

Nebs

Food

Hershey's Kisses

 

           

Hobbies:

Broccoli Farming

Underwater Chess

Strip Cluedo

Grass Painting

Free Fall Monopoly

Hedge-vaulting

Cystic Fibrosis Board Game Edition

 

           

Most Likely To Be Named:

"Internet Bachelor of the Year"

 

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